My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
A threshold moment in human evolution
teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
You have to be odd to be number one.
This changed me
U2 gotta lotta nerve comin up into my phone wastin my damn space i had to uncheck them shits in itunes to get it off i do not approve of this white technological colonialism
I thought I accidentally bought them/someone hacked my account and I freaked the hell out for a sec.
please unmute this vine, I swear
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
I’ve been watching too many Christmas Day performances and I need #darkhairsuho